Hello,
I am looking for a rain gutter helper/installer.
I’m about to be very busy and need help. I’m tired of call ins from my current guy and need someone who wants to be on time and learn a very lucrative trade.
You must have a car. I don’t hire alcoholics or stoners.
Everyone is unemployed for a reason. You hate being told what to do? Don’t work here. You lack common sense and are a 40 year old child? Don’t work here.
Cutting grass is way easier than learning a trade.
I don’t hire fat people(7) or women. Just being real, have you ever interacted with a woman? They are crazy and fat people are lazy. I need someone who is hungry.
This is a very easy job, a little ladder climbing? Yes.
Attention to detail? Yes.
$20/hr to start. If you apply yourself, in a month you could be making $100/hour.
If you read the whole paragraph, there’s a number in the middle, include the number in your email. Look forward to hearing from you. Work is mainly in Lubbock.
3-7 days a week.
Include phone number and brief description of your work experience.
Also if you’ve ever done meth, don’t email me.
Apparently that’s a big thing amongst tradesmen.
Who knew?