Personal assistant/Jill of all trades needed for immediate hire

Need personal assistant, driver, errands, computer, labor, yard help. No M as this job requires working very closely while traveling in hotels, motorhome, tugboat and wife is NOT ok with M in closed quarters due to a serious past issue. Cooking, cleaning, office and basic all round right arm. Long hours and travel to multiple states. Texas, Florida, Washington, Oregon, Louisiana. No super drunks or drugs. No pets, significant others or kids. We work hard during the year and have no room for nonsense and drama. Of you have boat, airplane, construction experience it would be huge plus. MUST HAVE VALID, UNEXPIRED PASSPORT as they are required in Canada and we will be driving through there from Alaska. Serious applicants only please!