Requesting show-casing from an Interior designer that can emulate a formative expression of the clients’ personal taste!
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TInterior designer:
Client has a 5-bedroom Storage unit and is wanting to move only essentials into a 1 bedroom condo.
Requesting Furniture Room- decorating strategy
Understands Feng Shui
Willing to go to Storage Unit for a salvage run with client
Provide advise on what to grab and what to leave
Looking for:
Female (she/her)
Age: 28-36 yrs old (+/-)
Has not been soaking in alcohol for 20 yrs
Preferred Physical Features
Peach fuzz on thighs and hind-quarters
Puffy nipples/ breast feeding nipples
Cream- colored cum/ wet-pussy
Lower back dimples are always more convenient
Likes cats or can help!
Cooks – can handle raw meat in the kitchen
Cuddles at night
Lays head on client’s shoulder in public
Can take all the cock, deep in pussy
Can parallel park a full- sized truck
Preferred Traits
Laughs at everything, sometimes
Takes constructive criticism well
Subjects of expertise cannot fully contradict any overlapping client-views
Will not interfere with shaping the hearts and souls of client’s children
Likes camping/ campfires/ fireworks/ firearms/ phishing/ fucking/ farming/ fixing/ floating/ fasting/ fattening/ flirting/ faking, free-basing (j/k)
Knows how to forgive & forget / No laundry list of resentments
Would beg for the client’s large hard dick like a welfare mom losing her SNAP benefits in 2025
Disqualifying Traits
Has an Adams-apples
Has ever yelled “Hold My Cosmo”
Hands are bigger than client’s
Has kids under 6-months old (unless still breastfeeding)
Has more than 2 kids from separate fathers
COV-2 Vaccinated (sorry)
Hair is falling out/ bald (absolutely no weaves)
Identifies as a green witch
Would turn their boo into the cops, (i.e, bank robbery, drunk driving, illegal paraphernalia).
Has sex with strangers in store changing rooms