Would you like work that is also therapy for the soul? I’m a Ranch Owner and General Contractor in Spring Branch and I’m clearing cedars from my own property. It’s hard work and you’ll need to be in good shape. I call it “Chainsaw Therapy,” working in the forest where it’s quiet and isolated, and running a manly power tool, feeding fires, seeing the productivity of your hands, shaping landscapes into park-like settings. It’s good for the soul. This is ranch work and can get you hurt if not in shape and paying attention.
If you’ve done tree work before and truly know how to keep a chainsaw busy, that’s a big bonus. But don’t brag about your skills, just come show me. I’m looking for productivity, not academic “Arborist” theories and speeches.
I have professional STIHL and HUSQVARNA equipment, a Skid Steer, etc. All tools needed will be provided. No I do not need your "professional" land raping company to give me a quote. Ranch Owner and GC makes me far more qualified than your "landscape services" can offer.
Pay starts at $16. An HOURLY BONUS is available within the first few days IF you exhibit hustle. I like to pay well for those that work hard. Show me productivity, not laziness, and I’ll invite you back and give you a bonus.
DURATION:
Start immediately
Work is available for months during an extensive clearing project.
Other projects will be next including fence building, concrete walkways, welding, etc.
LOCATION:
Look at my location on this map and make sure you're not too far away. The ranch is at 311/281 in Spring Branch.
REQUIREMENTS:
Phone
Transportation
You are available M-F from 6 or 7AM - 3PM
Work Boots, Pants, Long-Sleeves, Gloves, Eye Protection recommended
Shorts are NOT allowed!
Bring a lunch and drink, there are no stores nearby
I provide a dispenser with cold Gatorade to refill your bottle
No drugs, smoking, weed, drinking, mental illness, woke libtard, DEI, LGBTQLMNOP crap, entitlement, or angry children on the job. This position is best suited to country boys, farmer/rancher types with TRADITIONAL VALUES AND WORK ETHIC. I used to include Military Men in this preferred list, but lately all the lazy young guys coming out of the military are used to watching 12 guys do the labor of 2, so I have no use for them.
My phone will blow up from this ad, so write to me something that makes you look different and better.
This is your first test to see if you can follow instructions- Send me your:
Full name?
Age?
US Citizen?
Do you have phone and reliable vehicle?
Do you have a Driver License?
Where do you live, approximately?
Relative experience?
Tell me something about yourself.
If you think you can keep up with a 58yo rancher, then text me “Challenge Accepted!”
The most creative responses get my attention. I will review and reply to the best responses.
RESPOND BY TEXT ONLY- NO CALLS