Full Time Accountability Partner Required

I’m looking to hire a full time accountability partner. They will monitor my bank account, email, schedule, diet, sleep schedule, purchasing habits, etc. If I deviate from the concrete plan we create when the person is hired, I will immediately be forced to donate a large sum of money to charity. The accountability partner and I will sign a contract (in the presence of a notary) that ensures that I will not step out of line.