Looking for someone who can invest my money

I'm looking for someone that can invest a small amount of money and prove to me for 2 months that they can protect the capital investment and make it grow a minimum of 8%/month. If you don't have historical data that you can prove to me, you've earned and generated at least 8% monthly returns for 10 -12 months, then please do not reply to this ad. Once you can prove that you are capable of growing the account, I'll continue to inject money until you are working with a few million dollars within 18 months. I'm looking for low risk investments. Do not come at me with crypto or some risky game plan. Please let me know what your plan is to grow my money and securing the capitol. I am NOT looking to invest in other people's business ideas or offer loans.