Handyman Helper

looking for a good helper, must know how to use basic tools, non smoker, non drug addict, non alcoholic, legal AMERICAN CITIZEN) speak fluent English, No criminal Record, (YES I will be doing a background check), must have a valid Drivers License and available Monday thru Saturday. Someone that doesn't like to talk a lot or spend all day on their cell phone, I need to get work done quick, No time for dilly dallying. You also must be presentable, shower once in a while and no torn dirty jeans. If you aren't able to be ready for work by 6am please don't waste my time, first day you tell me you cant make it will be your last day of work. I have more work then I know what to do with so i will also be sending you out to do tasks alone. You will be representing a pristine company, my company! me and I. I do all types of jobs! Also, excuses will get you fired on the spot! I'm not making a decision on a helper right away unless you are Superman with a Green Card! When you send me an email, let me know why I should hire you.