Bodyguard Type

Older retired Italian guy here going to AC for two nights on January 15th and 16 and would like to check out some of the local dive bars but need a bodyguard type to join me and one who is willing to engage if necessary should a fight be necessary. If interested please tell me about yourself, age, height, weight, in shape/muscular, nationality and most importantly how good are you in a fight and how willing would you be to engage.