Thank you for reading this advertisement.
First - I do not want your resume - and, I am not seeking someone with experience who already knows what to do here. You need to be 100% willing to be trained to do the work my way.
This is an ad for a new trainee, someone that wants to learn. If you currently residence in the Nation's Capitol, you do not qualify. You must relocate to D.C. I will get you here.
You need to examine my ad, and determine if you would like to learn this work, under these terms; terms are non-negotiable. We are making a deal between the two of us. I have chosen Kansas to place this ad, as it remains one state that is still behind the ball, on legal Cannabis.
Again, if you are living in or near Washington D.C. now, this is not for you. I posted this in Kansas, for good reason, ok; again, this is a RELOCATION deal.
No experience in the Cannabis or in Private Investigations and Surveillance and Security, are necessary; but you should have interest in both, if this is for you.
I am starting a Foundation (if you wish to know more about such an entityplease look it up), here in Washington D.C. for obvious reasons. (READ THIS PART TWICE PLEASE) You may recall our current President and members of his current Administration, referring to D.C. as, "The Swamp," and for good reason. Hence, I am spending money this ad, posting OUTSIDE OF THE SWAMP; please know you do not qualify if you reside in Washington D.C. This Foundation is ultimately for exposing egregious abuses of power in Law Enforcement and in the Intelligence Community, in the Judiciary, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, etc.; it is my vision to work on cases to exonerate wrongful convictions and to expose frame jobs, setups, evidence plants, etc. In addition, I intend to employ felons in the construction field, giving good jobs to thoe who "paid their debt" and still have to pay, wrongfullu, due to a twisted Criminal Justice System filled with the wrong employees - doing the wrong things - and resulting in failure.
The first funding endeavor which I will undertake, will be starting a Legal Cannabis Company. The second funding endeavor will be a Private Investigation Firm. The third endeavour will involve another team member who you will likely share your room with, a bit later on. Your position is as an Indoor Cannabis Farmer and Private Investigation, Trainee; and, you will settle in as the Residence Caretaker. This is also a private position and you will live and work in close proximity with me, full time, all the time. You pay $0.00 in rent in exchange for your time and effort. Your long-term operations will be operating a new and legally compliant Indoor Cannabis Farm, AND, conducting security and surveillance and private investigation work for the residence site itself and according to my methods. I am completing a bachelors degree, and will be applying to Law School. I will train you to reside at my property and to take on surveillance and security operations at the site and according to my Private Investigation methods.
To begin, your pay is your room and your board and your training. Also as a part of your duties - you will work with me EVERY DAY for prep cooking and one daily meal (dinners); we eat together daily as part of the routine for th foundation. There's no exceptions here; however, once we bring on our next team member, the prep cook and grocery duties are assigned away from you. After about 6-12 mo., when first inventory is well-cured, and sales begin to take place, you will receive 30% (+/-) of the total profit from each and every harvest, and going forward. No, this won't be a tiny rinky-dink thing where we do tinies, but also won't be a multi-million dollar illicit grow. Also, once the time is right, I am bringing another team member on for marketing research and work in sales; and, I will have this team member working on the construction work, where we get felons who cannot find work, trained and employed. So, after a few months (up to 8), I will bring in another team mate.
I am currently seeking a full-time, live in Trainee, for a clandestine but Legal Indoor Cannabis grow business - and for training for, and conducting the on-site and mobile Security, Surveillance, and Investigations - you will be trained in Indoor Cannabis Growing, within a high privacy-focused and super quiet, low-key startup operation. You will also be trained in cannabis laws, and in security, surveillance, and investigative operations. Remember, if you're already experienced, this is NOT FOR YOU. This is for a newbie without experience. Your training will take place over the course of about 1 year (or even less), before actual funds start coming to you; before this, you will receive room, board, training, meals, more training. You will live in, and assist directly with commencement of operations, day to day living and residence care-taking. You must be ready to dedicate and stay busy as required. During this time, you reside in house, you will have a room (one more person will also bunk in then same room with you), your food and utilities and rent are all taken care of here - yet, obviously, you'll need to relocate and shift your residency to DC, there's no room to budge here and you'll have a DC ID, period.
You cannot do this, plus a job; remember also, that I don't want your resume. I will select candidates and interview to determine my selection. I will have a 3-4 person team put together; you will be first, and your duties are Cannabis and Surveillance-Investigations-Security. See Below, for more important details
You must lose your smartphone/cellphone, as none are allowed, period, at this residence/facility; residence will be valued at about a $3000 per month. You will however have access to internet, but via Ethernet cable and a device located within the home. The property will not be junky; part of your training will be communications protocols at the facility, and as lead grower. You will be trained to, and then be expected to, operate the entire property and grow rooms; your profits come when mine come - once we get you trained and cycling harvests and our marketing and sales team mate sets us up our legal clients - which we split at 30%(you)-30%(me)-15%(marketer team member)-25%(Foundation)this is what profits breakdown will look like. Your position will be made available, first.
I will give first consideration to HARDSHIPs, FIRST. Formerly incarcerated and finally off parole/probation? Are you still on paper and a model consumer? Cannabis Felonies resulted in your inability to find work? Were you injured? Have you struggled with something or some issue that you are ready to overcome now? You're unique hardship is your responsibility to articulate. I would like someone with an interest in the overall foundation goal(s).
Again, I working to complete a degree, and am workto apply to law school. I am starting a foundation, and first am seeking to train an Indoor Cannabis Grower and Residence Caretaker & Security, Surveillance, Investigator. This is a definite full time commitment. You will be trained at/within the residence and as my personal assistant and cannabis caretaker; and, you will also be trained to maintain electronic surveillance of the residential property, to know and understand cannabis laws in detail (if you already know all of thisthis is NOT for you). You will also be trained in indoor cannabis growing. In addition, you will be tasked with high maintenance housekeeping and cleaning detail; this is not a simple task as the home must be kept in good order and be always very, very clean for plants; lastly, and until I find our additional team member, you (also) will be tasked with working with me for day to day meal prep and grocery detail. This is a highly regimented deal; you will have virtually no personal time for 6-10 months. After the LEGAL cannabis growing is set, and cycled, and I have the next team member in and operating, you will have an assessment/review. Because your payment is first - only room and board and training - and only becomes profit when legal sales commence, this is something that entails risk. Please be sure you are interested before reaching out.
You will receive a percentage of profit, at about 30%; AND YES, that's with everything else supplied and paid for (location, equipment, power, etc.). I am going to build a foundation; I will be working to expose corruption and abuses of power, representing wrongfully convicted as I complete law school, etc. First order of business is to get funding generatedand that's where you come in. Please know and understand that this is NOT FOR CRIMINAL CANNABIS; this is for LEGAL CANNABIS. I SAY THIS AGAIN - if you are already experienced and know all about cannabis and sales, etc. - THIS IS NOT FOR YOU. We will be following the laws, plant counts, and we will strive to produce profit (also) legally - so again, I am NOT SEEKING someone experienced as this will not be illicit sales. Once we get started and processing, I'll have a second trainee come in, for the next endeavor under the foundation AND FOR help with marketing. Again also, IF YOU ALREADY LIVE IN DC, DON'T CONTACT ME PLEASE AS IT WASTES BOTH OF OUR TIMES
I don't want a resume; read this whole ad, and if still interested, then respond as requested (NO RESUMES). You will relocate to Washington D.C. There's plenty of bleeding heart "social justice" types here; I'd like someone who understands what hard work really is. There is a reason why I don't want someone already residing in D.C. I am a (mostly) Trump supporter - which is not typical here in "The Swamp" - and although I puff daily, and am against the Death Penalty, I'd like someone who has some level of conservative ideals. If you are anti-religion, this also won't be for you. I practice my faith, and I do attend church; again, I also puff toughand don't press this on you. Again, first priority to hardship cases; this is your responsibility to detail. Your first 6-10 months are highly compartmented within and to and from the home; you will be very busy, learning, helping with daily meals, etc.
NO SMARTPHONE, NO CELLPHONE, allowed. Internet access provided, LOCAL TV available in home. Indoor Cannabis and Private Investigator Trainee. Room and Board and Training; percentage of profit after training. Highly Compartmented.