Wanted: Professional Dragon Fighter/Slayer
We’re looking for an experienced dragon slayer to join our team. Yes—a dragon slayer. Must come equipped with own personal protection equipment (you know, the typical plate armor, closed helmet, shield, and sword. Chain mail is ok, but not ideal). Most of our work is local to the Treasure Valley, but some travel may be occasionally required to surrounding areas (i.e. McCall, Donnelly, Idaho City, the Shire). You must provide your own transportation—no horses please. Experience is a must—at least 3 years of dragon slaying experience is preferred, although we will accept 4 years of dragon or dangerous creature handling (including lion taming, bear training, and babysitting human toddlers). Please provide references for above experience.
This work is full time, although we are willing to entertain part-time and flexible positions for the right candidate. Our benefits package is pretty robust, although we have no accidental death coverage for loss of life due to fire breathing dragon.
Now of course, we would like to clarify a few things: by “Dragon Fighter Slayer” we actually mean “House Painter”. And our experience requirements are actually very flexible. We have a great process for training the right people! But we, just like everyone else in the valley, have some openings for awesome people who want to enjoy where they work. I know “House Painter” doesn’t sound as sexy as dragon slayer, but we’re pretty cool. So, let’s be honest, you know you kind of like us just from reading this. If we sound like the kind of place you’d want to work with, shoot us out an application and we can discuss what working here really looks like (you know, without dragons). We care about our people a ton, have great pay (ranging from $14-$26+), a great benefits package (PTO, Health, Dental, Vision, Family Leave, Paid Holidays), and we’re pretty funny (trust me, my fifth grader says so).
Job Type: Full-time
Pay: $14.00 - 26+ per hour depending on experience
Benefits:
Dental insurance
Health insurance
Paid time off
Vision insurance
Schedule:
10 hour shift
8 hour shift
Monday to Friday
Work Location: In person