Job Title: Chlorine Jugger Extraordinaire (aka "Jugger")
Location: Your favorite Pinch A Penny Pool Store (1100 62nd Ave N. St. Pete, FL 33702)
Pay: $12/hour (with the potential for more if you're awesome)
Job Description:
Are you tired of boring desk jobs? Do you dream of flexing your muscles and getting a tan at the same time? Look no further! We're seeking a Chlorine Jugger Extraordinaire (aka "Jugger") to join our team of pool-loving professionals.
Your Mission, Should You Choose To Accept It:
Fill 2.5-gallon chlorine containers like a boss
Become a chlorine connoisseur, knowing all the different types and their uses
Greet customers with a smile (even if they smell a little like chlorine)
Be a team player (we're all in this chlorinated adventure together)
Requirements:
Must be able to lift 50 lbs (think of it as your daily dose of strength training)
A positive attitude (because chlorine is like sunshine in a bottle)
A willingness to learn (we'll teach you everything you need to know about chlorine)
A love of puns (optional, but highly encouraged)
Perks:
Free chlorine (just kidding kind of)
Flexible hours (perfect for students or those seeking a summer gig)
The chance to work in a fun, fast-paced environment
Room for growth (you could be the next Chlorine Jugger Manager!)
If this sounds like the perfect job for you, don't hesitate to apply! We're looking for someone who's not afraid to get their hands a little wet (or chlorinated). Come join our team and make a splash!
P.S. If you can come up with a better name for "Jugger," we're all ears!
To apply, send your resume and a brief explanation of why you're the perfect Jugger to [[email protected]] or call 727-521-1179 and ask for a Manager.
P.P.S. Are you more of a poolside warrior than a chlorine connoisseur? Fear not, we're always on the lookout for Pool Cleaners of the Round Table (aka "Swabbers") who aren't afraid to battle algae and debris. If you've got the stamina of a mermaid and the scrubbing skills of a ninja, send us your resume and a haiku about your love for crystal-clear water. We're building an unstoppable team of pool enthusiasts, and there's a place for you here!