Help Wanted: Higher Power (Position Open Immediately)
Applicant Must Be Greater Than Myself
Job Title: Higher Power / Guiding Force / Source of Sanity
Location: Within Me, Around Me, Beyond Me
Job Description:
Desperately seeking a reliable Higher Power to restore sanity, provide guidance, and take over management of a life that has been poorly self-directed. This is a full-time, permanent position (ideally 24/7 availability).
Responsibilities include:
Find creative ways to remind me that I have no control over anything
Remind me as well about the beauty there is to be found in this lack of control
Providing clarity when I’m confused, strength when I’m weak, and peace when I’m chaotic
Pay careful, close attention to me
Reveal to me Love
Accepting daily surrender notices without judgment
Requirements:
Must be greater than myself (preferably extradimensional…)
Must be capable of showing yourself in creative ways regularly
Infinite patience preferred
Familiarity with spiritual awakenings a plus
Comfort with ambiguity, determinism, fatalism, relativism and paradox required
Compensation:
Unfettered access to my worldline in it’s entirety for for research purposes. A great opportunity for extradimensional students
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