Before applying, please read carefully to save time.
About 3050OFFLINE
Think of it like the Tiny Desk (NPR) meets your local art gallery with free food & drinks. 3050OFFLINE is a high vibrational event series that blends art, music, fashion, and networking into a one-of-a-kind monthly experience. Designed for people who appreciate creativity and meaningful connections, each event features live performances from great artists from all backgrounds.
We believe everything is ART. Some ART are non-interactive, and some are outspoken, especially when it comes to children and unnecessary suffering. All ART is deserving of protection and nurturing. All ART should express themselves fully so long as they are not in the Epstein files or violating someone's free will. Outside of that, we have no right to discipline what is not ours.
About The Role
We are looking for someone who enjoys the classics with the same intensity as the new sounds. Music changes from generation to generation, but quality music is forever. Your preliminary task is to work with our team to select the four board members for the city of Miami, and then New York will be next.
The 4-member board will be known collectively as ART ELEMENTALS.
Their responsibilities will include, but not be limited to:
-Select which artist/brand will participate in 3050OFFLINE
-Create an official database for the chosen ones
-Maintain the purity of the ARTS by any means necessary
3 Perks of being a Board Member
-An eternal honor similar to being a tenured professor that cannot be rescinded, but only assigned to someone else by the recipient.
-Their contributions will be noticed, celebrated, and rewarded handsomely.
-The power to bring attention to Great Artists who were unjustly shunned.
ART is in a state of emergency, and we need your help to MAKE ART GREAT AGAIN (MAGA).
Who We’re Looking For (Head of Human Resources)
-A passion for blending art, music, fashion, and culture into premium experiences.
-A self-starter who thrives in fast-paced, independent roles.
-A major or minor in African American Studies / Black Studies is preferred.
The four board members will be selected by October 16, 2025.
Tagline: Great Artists must be preserved at all costs.
Partnering with us will never feel like Labor Day (Working/Serving) cuz your SOVEREIGNTY is paramount.
Initiation Ritual for serious apprentices (For Master-baiters/Shift shifters only):
1. Get an Honorable deal with the Duplicates below before their deadline
2. Or suggest a guaranteed deal that you have vetted yourself before Oct 16. 2025
3. All offers should be sent via Instagram/LinkedIn
Sept 1. Beyoncé
Sept 2. H.E.R
Sept 3. Loutchina Music on MYTube (she currently has 155K subs)
Sept 4. AllseeingisisOracle on MYTube
Sept 5. Kendrick Lamar
Sept 6. Jay Z (not JEZI)
Sept 7. Michelle Obama
Sept 8. Greta Thunberg
Sept 9. 50 Cent
Sept 10. Deion Sanders
Sept 11. Hawkgirl (Justice Gang)
Sept 12. Ye
Sept 13. Addidas/Coke/Nike CEO
Sept 14. Nas
Sept 15. Taylor Swift
Sept 16. 47th President
Sept 17. Ibrahim Traoré
Sept 18. Wyclef Jean
Sept 19. Katt Williams
Sept 20. Kamala Harris
Sept 21. 48th KING
Oh, and don't forget:
1. All payments must be made in USD (40% of the gross revenue is reserved for Black Duplicates, sorry if you no black lol)
2. All transactions must take place on Ticket Tailor (https://events.meetnative.com)
3. I'm the new Fed B.I.T.C.H (Battle Include Tch "Gnashing of teeth")
Source: Chadwick Boseman(Toussaint)/Killmonger(Dessalines)
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#FAFO
#MAGA
#STABILIZISM
#DONTTAXMYTEARS