WANTED: PLUMBERS WITH NERVES OF STEEL Gotham City Department of Infrastructure & Sanitation (Telluride & Mountain Village)
Location: Gotham City, Lower Narrows District: Telluride, Mountain Village, Ophir, Norwood
Hours: 7:30 am to 5:30 pm Monday through Thursday
Pay: Starting at $50 an hour. Hazard bonuses for encounters with mutant alligators, rogue vigilantes, or Joker gas leaks.
JOB DESCRIPTION: Gotham’s underbelly is leaking—literally. We need elite plumbers who aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty in the city’s darkest corners. You’ll be repairing busted mains beneath Arkham Asylum, rerouting steam lines under Wayne Tower, and occasionally dodging Batarangs while fixing toilets in the GCPD.
Knowledge of boiler systems, plumbing, drain cleaning, appliance and fixture installation and troubleshooting is a must! Jobs include service, new construction and remodeling.
QUALIFICATIONS:
Journeyman or Master Plumber certification
Experience with high-pressure systems and blueprint deciphering
Ability to work under duress (explosions, riddles, penguins) and deadlines
Familiarity with grappling hook entanglements a plus as well as all plumbing tools and equipment
Must not be allergic to fear OR snaking a drain
PERKS:
Free tetanus shots and daily transport from Montrose to Placerville daily
Employment includes health insurance supplement, PTO & retirement plan
Chance to be featured in the Gotham Gazette (hopefully not the obituary section)
TO APPLY: Send résumé, references, and a brief statement on why you’re not afraid of clowns to: Gotham City Infrastructure HQ c/o Commissioner Gordon’s Office Subject Line: “Pipe Dreams in the Dark”
OR
email: [email protected]
970-728-4145
Job Type: Full-time
Benefits:
Health insurance
Paid time off
Retirement plan
People with a criminal record are encouraged to apply
Experience:
Plumbing: 5 years (Required)
License/Certification:
Journeyman Plumbing License (Required)
Drivers License (Required)
Work Location: In person