In-Home Personal Assistant

Looking for reliable "wears many hats" type person to provide assistance to a train wreck type mama. Expectations include ability to multitask and remember a ridiculous amount of misc things that need to be done, including: managing household responsibilities and upkeep, basic handyman abilities, errand-running, making sure toddlers don't destroy everything in the house as they run around trying to undo everything you are doing, labeling/organizing things, folding laundry, monitoring other contractors hired to work around the house, creating systems to organize household needs (basic computer skills needed), listening to all the drama, and much, much, much, much more. Must like children and be able to do nanny fill-in occasionally. Must like dogs. Must like to actually do work. Must be flexible with ever-changing priorities. Must be willing to work outside as needed. Must be able to drive a REALLY big car. Must have common sense as well as a sense of humor. This is a temporary 2 week position to determine if you are a good fit for our family. We value privacy, honesty, good communication skills, and peace. Meaning if you're loud and obnoxious or overly comfortable in our home, it probably ain't gonna work. Only real required skill is the ability to jump in and do whatever T.F. is needed. Looking for a bust-ass but also chill personality kind of person. Background check is required. TEXT to request interview. Highly suggest saying something unique to get my attention cuz I'm real busy like, "willing to jump in quicksand to save the munchkins - available for interview tomorrow!"