AFTER READING THIS MY DAUGHTER SAYS I SHOULD DUMB IT DOWN SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND IT.
I SAY "USE YOUR SMART [DUMBING DOWN PHONE] FOR SOMETHING BESIDES MUSIC,GAMES AND SOCIAL MEDIA"AND YEAH! I KNOW THAT LEAVES ME OPEN FOR ALL KINDS OF "CRITICISM.
I'VE WITHSTOOD 91 YEARS OF WHAT THE WORLD CAN THROW AT ME;SO! BRING IT ON IF YOU MUST.
HOWEVER BEFORE YOU RUSH ABOUT TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT KIND OF JOB THIS CAN BE;
PLEASE KNOW IT IS FOR A DISABLED FORMER MILITARY MAN AND THE PAY IS "SLIM-PICKIN'S."
HOWEVER!; IF? YOU WANT TO EARN SOME EXTRA CASH WORKING TO YOUR OWN TIMETABLE AND BE RESPECTED AND APPRECIATED IN A PLEASANT ECLECTIC ENVIRONMENT, LESS THAN 15 MINUTES FROM DOWNTOWN UKIAH; IT MIGHT? BE MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL TO PHONE 463-0467 [AFTERNOONS ONLY].
BUT! [THERE ALWAYS SEEMS TO BE ONE] BEFORE CALLING; PLEASE SEE IF YOU HAVE "THE RIGHT STUFF"
YOU ARE A WELL ESTABLISHED LOCAL RESIDENT WITHOUT LAW ENFORCEMENT HISTORY,DO NOT OVER INDULGE IN LIBATIONS OR MIND/PERSONALITY ALTERING SUBSTANCES, DON'T SMOKE, DO NOT BEAT YOUR DOG WIFE OR CHILDREN, GET POISON OAK THINK YOUR MOBILE DEVICE IS A BODILY APPENDAGE, ARE HEAT TOLERANT AND YOU ARE! VIGOROUS ROBUST, ESTO DIGNUS AND SEMPER SALUS.
AND YES! VIRGINIA; THIS IS A REAL! AD DESIGNED TO ATTRACT THE COMPANIONABLE RECRUIT.
SEE EDITORIAL NEW YORK SUN 1897 BY FRANCIS PHARCELLUS CHURCH.
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