BEFORE YOU RUSH ABOUT TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT KIND OF A JOB THIS CAN POSSIBLY BE;PLEASE KNOW IT IS FOR A VERY! ELDERLY DISABLED FORMER MILITARY GENTLEMAN AND THE PAY IS SUB-PAR.
HOWEVER; IF YOU WANT TO EARN SOME EXTRA CASH WORKING TO YOUR OWN TIMETABLE AND BE RESPECTED AND APPRECIATED IN A PLEASANT ECLECTIC ENVIRONMENT 15 MINUTES FROM DOWNTOWN UKIAH; IT MIGHT? BE MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL TO PHONE 463-0467 [AFTERNOONS ONLY].
BUT! [ALWAYS SEEMS TO BE ONE OF THOSE] BEFORE CALLING; PLEASE SEE IF YOU HAVE "THE RIGHT STUFF"
YOU ARE A WELL ESTABLISHED LOCAL RESIDENT WITHOUT ANY LAW ENFORCEMENT HISTORY,DO NOT OVER INDULGE IN LIBATIONS OR MIND/PERSONALITY ALTERING "STUFF" DON'T SMOKE DO NOT BEAT YOUR DOG WIFE OR CHILDREN GET POISON OAK THINK YOUR MOBILE DEVICE IS A BODILY APPENDAGE, ARE HEAT TOLERANT AND YOU ARE! VIGOROUS ROBUST, ESTO DIGNUS AND SEMPER SALUS.
AND YES! VIRGINIA; THIS IS A REAL AD DESIGNED TO ATTRACT THE COMPANIONABLE RECRUIT.