Personal assistant/Jill of all trades needed for immediate hire

Need personal assistant, driver, errands, computer, labor, yard help. No guys as this job requires working very closely while traveling in hotels, motorhome, tugboat and wife is NOT ok with males in closed quarters due to a serious past issue. Cooking, cleaning, office and basic all round right arm. Long hours and travel to multiple states. Texas, Florida, Washington, Oregon, Louisiana. No super drunks or drugs. No pets or significant others or kids. We work hard during the year and have no room for nonsense and drama. Of you have boat, airplane, construction experience it would be huge plus. Serious only please.!