Looking for a theatrical or literary agent 4 guaranteed hit

Looking for a theatrical or literary agent to meet in Manhattan over coffee. I am looking for representation for my play script, which is in book form. (It's on the Amazon website; if you search the title, you should see it). My play is called PHENOMENAL: Good versus Evil just got a makeover. It pays homage to Star Wars and Rocky, with re-imagined biblical characters for the 21st century. The play/book/story has action, sci fi, drama, comedy and life lessons etc, and can give you a copy of my play/script/book. It's a fun story with a cool cover that looks like a Marvel Studios movie. If you get me a deal, you can get some of the profits.