Alright — this isn’t your average “help wanted” post.
I run a NYC-based storefront window cleaning brand called Hearts Window Cleaning.
It’s real work — we clean glass for real businesses. But there’s more to it. The brand’s got personality. We’ve got a mascot, Lovehandle. Merch is coming. Content’s loading.
About Hearts
Storefront window cleaning company with a retro, uniformed look
Off-kilter brand voice — confident, a little weird, and always sharp
Well-produced comedy skits and character-based content (shoutout to Bucket Bob)
We clean for downtown restaurants, boutiques, and brands that help shape the culture of New York — and yeah, sometimes the deli too
Known for clean glass, good taste, and not taking ourselves too seriously
Somewhere between a window cleaning company and a media company in disguise