HOUSEPLANT NANNY WANTED

It's indoor seed starting time in Santa Fe and I have no space left in my sunroom. I have twenty six houseplants (healthy and rugged and and small to moderate in size) that need a home for at least two months, preferably in a greenhouse (but sunny windowsills will do). You must water the plants as needed. You must have some professional experience growing things or at least be able to demonstrate to me that you're careful and relatively knowledgable about plant care. Make me an offer