massage therapist, manicurest, and personal shopper

Just thought I'd try here and see if I could find one person that was able to perform all of these. I'm a gentleman so the manicures are just to trim and buff, no polish. I'm looking for someone that has daytime availability most weeks, and maybe open to traveling as well. I don't need a resume, but tell me a little about yourself, availability, and rates please. Thank you.