Landscaper or lawn care helper needed

Greeting. I am searching for full time help in my lawn care business. What I am looking for is someone that can line trim,edge, and blow with good speed, that can arrive on time for work daily with no drug addiction. If interested send me a text with the following information: first and last name,years of experience, and what you are good at. Do you have a driver's license? Have any felonies? If yes what was the crime? Know how to do any landscaping? Age? Are you on probation? What is your physical condition? Can you work long hours? Why should I hire you? What pay are you expecting?