Vacancy caducado!
Seeking person who can cast a wide shadow to protect active elderly woman from the sun. Must provide her with bits of food and water throughout the day. Must be able to answer the same question multiple times within the same conversation. Someone interested in gardening and moving rocks from here and there with feigned interest. Should be quiet mellow type with high tolerance for insults and nonsensical demands. Preferably someone with a car for fieldtrips to Hobby Lobby and Home Depot. May the force be with you.
Vacancy caducado!